SUP MINIONS

I haven't touched this in three months xDD.

Anyhoo, I went to Animania with today. Rather fun, but unfortunately, Gencon were being assholes and set their date the same as Animania to pwn the anime losers and steal their crowds. Anyway Got 4chan stuff and a Neon Genesis NERV Wallet ~<333

Tomorrow going to Gencon with and So yeah.

ENJOY YOUR STUDYING EVERYONE ELSE xDDDDDDDD

-Evil-M

Yeahhhhhhhhhh I've been swamped with assignments.
I know I know, you've been wondering to yourselves where your mighty master had forsaken you to go. Possibly wondered if you had offended me, and were ready to sacrifice many virgins to volcanoes.

BUT HUZZAH!!!
Two assignments are down, two to go by friday. So my life is happy, and I should be returning to the sweet digital tapestry of the internets.

Ok, I'll let you get back to char-broiling that virgin now.

See ya.

- Evil-M

Yes, TAAAAAAGGGED ME


1) What is your salad dressing of choice?
I dunno =C ummmmmmm....baby entrails!

2) What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
hana-Ichi, my magical Sushi sanctuary

3) What food could you eat for 2 weeks straight and not get sick of it?
Sushi and HUMAN SKIN OM NOM NOM

4) What are your pizza toppings of choices?
Pepperoni DD

5) What do you like to put on your toast?
Butter and SUGAR

6) How many televisions are in your house?
3 cause we all hate each other in my house. WE HAZ THE MOST FUNCTIONAL FAMILY IN TEH WORLD.

7) What color cell phone do you have?
Black and Silver, like jesus' cell-phone.

8) Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Left hand for the WIN!

9) Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Only mah soul =C

10) What is the last heavy item you lifted?
My laptop.

11) Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
When someone accidently smacked me in the skull with a plastic bat REALLY REALLY HARD.

12) If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No no no. As julius ceasar once said (I'm certain) a brave man feels death's sting only once, while for the coward, it comes every day (or something in that category)

13) If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Dorian or just Martin, with no last name.

14) Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for £1000?
Hell yes!

15) How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
I dunno, a few, I guess. I can't be bothered to wear REAL SHOES.

16) What’s your goal for the year?
Pass this year in Uni

17) Last person you talked to?


18) Last person you hugged?
I think the same, on retrieving her assignment.

19) Favorite Season?
Summer. I'm too skinny for winter, it cuts right through me.

20) Favorite Holiday?
Convenienta, a holiday I just made up, to be celebrated Whenever.

21) Favorite day of the week?
Friday. Or Wednesday.

22) Favorite Month?
April, cause mah birthday's then. Oh, and I can be mean to everyone on April Fool's and have them be NICE to me on the next day DD

23) First place you went this morning?
Bathroom

24) What's the last movie you saw?
Fight Club. It was EPIC WIN.

25) Do you smile often?
Yes, I am a supremely happy person.

26) Do you always answer your phone?
Uh....I try to, but sometimes it just runs outta battery, or my Mum calls.

27) It's four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
Probably Erin or Rob

28) If you could change your eye color what would it be?
I WANT PURE GOLD EYES. Or black, cause thats all badass.

29) What flavor drink do you get at Sonic?
PURPLE

30) Have you ever had a pet fish?
Yup. Many, they all died.

31) Favorite Christmas song?
Um....the one where you mock jesus for being pwned by Romans.

32) What's on your wish list for your birthday?
GEIST: THE SIN EATERS, or Starcraft II, or the Moi dix Mois DVD

33) Can you do pushups?
No, I'm a decrepit monkey skeleton.

34) Can you do a chin up?
No =C

35) Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
Excited! I CAN DO NOOO WRONG. Im like god, when he does no wrong.

36) Do you have any saved texts?
yeah, and shit I can't be bothered to delete. I still have texts from the first time I met Erin.

37) Ever been in a car wreck?
Nah. I'd be a little too dead to post on this page.

38) Do you have an accent?
Yes, its American, from watching too much TV

39) What is the last song to make you cry?
Uh.....I think the last part of the Odyssey, by Symphony X, where it calls me the Champion of Ithaca.

40) Plans tonight?
LOTSA THINGS. HAHA, I FOIL YOU AGAIIIIIN STALKERS

41) Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
yes, but then I realised that this hell was self created and got out of it.

42) Name 3 things you bought yesterday.
Chips n Coke.

43) Have you ever been given roses?
Yes.

44) Current hate right now
Uh......Twilight Fangirls, My Mom.

45) Met someone who changed your life?
Of course. Almost everyone has changed my life for better or worse, but the most important people know who they are

46) How did you spend this past New Year?
I dunno, sitting around and playing video games.

47) What song represents you?
Last of the Wilds, by Nightwish, The Serpent's Kiss, by Symphony X, The Chaos Path, by Arcturus.

48) Name three people who might complete this?

DO IT FAGGOTS!!!

49) What were you doing 12 AM last night?
I ahve stayed awake for 2 nights straight, so I slept for a full 12 hours last night.

50) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Wow, that was awesome. tiredness has been EXTINGUISHED!

Yeah yeah, go about your lives now.

Centaur:
[ ] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[ ] You get drunk a lot.
[ ] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[X] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[ ] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[X] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[ ] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[x] You are spiritual.
[ ] The horse is your favorite animal.
[X] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 4

Elf:
[X] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips (be honest).
[x] You are very intelligent.
[ ] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[x] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[ ] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[x] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[ ] You look very young for your age.
[ ] You rarely get sick.
[ ] You are a very hard worker.
[ ] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total: 4

Fairy:
[X] You are happy a lot of the time.
[ ] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[X] You are very shy.( I could be considered it because I don't relate to lots of people)
[ ] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[ ] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[ ] You are young and short.
[X] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[x] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[x] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[ ] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total: 5

Gnome/Dwarf:
[ ] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[x] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[ ] You are short for your age.
[x] You are an isolationist.
[ ] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[x] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[ ] You look older than your age.
[ ] You love the woods and the mountains.
[ ] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[ ] You have a short temper.
Total: 3

Harpy/Siren:
[ ] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[ ] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[ ] You often take things that aren't yours.
[x] You are easily angered.
[x] Death fascinates you.
[ ] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[ ] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[x] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[x] You love to trick others.
[ ] You have a ravenous appetite.
Total: 4

Mermaid:
[x] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[X] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[ ] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater.
[ ] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[X] You are good at swimming.
[ ] You like to collect shells.
[ ] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[x] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[ ] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps (if you haven't already), you will work to stop that.
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
Total: 4

Vampire:
[x] You're a night person.
[x] You have a fascination with blood.
[x] You are extremely pale.
[x] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[X] You are not religious at all.
[X] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[x] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[ ] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[x] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[X] You don't like sharp objects near you. (espeically if they happen to point at me)
Total: 9

Werewolf:
[x] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[ ] You have a lot of body hair.
[ ] The ability to shapeshift is the best superpower to you.
[ ] You prefer gold over silver items.
[ ] You lack self control.
[X] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[ ] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[x] You like to be alone.
[x] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[ ] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.
Total: 4

Wizard/Witch:
[x] You love chemistry.
[ ] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[ ] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[ ] You are a nature lover.
[ ] You have a strong sense of responsibility
[x] You spend a lot of time alone.
[ ] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[x] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[ ] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do.
[x] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.
Total: 5

Zombie:
[x] You are pale
[ ] You are hungry a lot.
[x] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[X] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.
[x] You love to eat meat.
[X] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food.
[ ] You make grunts and moans a lot (grunts)
[x] You enjoy learning about psychology because you study the brain.
[X] You usually walk slow.
[x] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.
Total: 8

Satyr/Faun:
[x] You are very passionate about the things you like.
[ ] You like to get drunk and dance.
[ ] You're very amourous.
[x] You like art and music.
[x] You enjoy feasting with friends.
[x] You love nature but more for the animals then the trees and plants.
[x] You like getting rowdy and having a good time.
[x] You laugh a lot.
[x] You love the chase almost as much as the capture.
[x] You wish you had horns.(huge demon ones)
Total: 8


HOLY SHIT I'M A VAMPIRE. WHO DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING?

IMMMMMAAAA BOOOORED and Im going to be sitting in Uni till 7 when my dad decides to pick me up
Let me have what entertainment I can get.

THE THREE THINGS QUIZ
Its like normal quizzes, but in a startling display of originality, you get to answer it THREE TIMES. OMG <Head explodes>

1) THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
Martin, Evil-M, OH GOD WHAT IS IT????? AAAAAAAH!!!!

2) THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
Evil-M, Diabolus ex Machina, Voice from the Abyss (MSN)

3) THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
Listened to my iPod, Read Promethean the Created: Pandora's Book, and WASTED 2 FRICKEN HOURS TO GET TO A LECTURE THAT WASN'T ON T_T

4) THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
My intelligence, my creativity and my stunning, stunning charisma.

5) THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
One idiot from Singapore meeting a vaguely descent person from Britain, and then, lots of Diabolical Intervention.

6) THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
Bubbles and round things that stick to you =O, Mold, Being Obliterrated in totality.

7) THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
T-Shirt, Pants, Underwear, and NOT MY ANKH, ROB.

8) THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
Music, Reading, Creating. This is the essence of my spare time.

9) THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
The Serpent's Kiss - Symphony X
Last of the Wilds - Nightwish
La Danse Macabria du Vampire - Theatres des Vampires

10) THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY DO IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Move into my own place.
2. Finish my book
3. ATTAIN INNER PIECE and be able to blow up buildings with my mind and l33t haxor skills.

11) THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
Not much at the moment really. I'm satisfied with my choices.

12) THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
I'd like someone with intelligence, a sense of humour, and probably to love me back, with that being the key featute of said question.

13) TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
- This statement is a lie
- This statement is true
- YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHICH STATEMENT IS A LIE AND WHICH IS TRUE AND IT WILL HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUNT YOUR LITTLE MINDS!!!

14) THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
Uhhhhhh....hair, overall body shape, eyes.

15) THREE EMOTIONAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
Intelligence, A sense of humour, An interesting personality.

16) THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
Compromise my core values, no matter how unpopular, Feel comfortable talking to someone not 'in sync' with me, I dunno, fly?

17) THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
Nothing. Im happy right now. Don't wanna go back to being all not happy. I do however miss the opportunity to see my friends every day.

18) THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
Um...Starcraft II, Geist: The Sin Eaters (NEW WORLD OF DARKNESS BOOK WOOOOOH), probably a portable nuke, just for the novelty of it.

19) THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
Definitely because I take nothing on blind faith, preffering to choose my own ideals, the ability to be myself and vast, vast exposure to nuclear waste.

20) THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
Drawing, Writing Stories, Reading 'em.

21) THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
Meet someone I know at Uni, Eat some sushi, and I have an intense craving for green tea (the real stuff, not the watered down crap at the uni place)

22) THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
Writer, Critic, Writer for a Magazine Column

23) THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
USA, Rome, Italy.

24) THREE CARTOON CHARACTERS:
Invader Zim, Ed, The Red Guy!

25) THREE BOY’S NAMES:
Dorian, Phoenix, Teron

26) THREE GIRL'S NAMES:
Indigo, Raven, Alessa

27) THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
- Become insanely famous so I can make millions of people An Hero when I go.
- Blackmail SiGgy into making a movie about one of my books
- Publish alllllll my books

28) THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ OR DIE PAINFULLY:
and ANYONE ELSE WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS (which is pretty much all my watchers so yeah....)